It's over! Thank God or whatever your chosen religion worships; it's over!
All you optimists drinking that Marquette Kool-Aid that were holding on to false hope can now leave us realists the hell alone. Sorry freshman living in McCormick that thinks he is tight with Davante because he retweeted you once; it's time to look forward to next season.
Don't even start with the whole "they can still play in the NIT, CBI, or CIT" argument. That's like a girl walking into a bar that she knows has Channing Tatum in it but being more excited to see me sipping on my Fireball while chasing with Coke Zero. There is no point in getting excited about a consolation prize. Yes, I realize I just indirectly called myself a consolation prize.
Here's a gracious warning that will possibly save you some time. For the rest of this post I am going to do the following: bash the basketball team, make a Dog House reference, and talk about my Latina fetish five times. If you don't like that, stop reading. I won't take offense to it. Some of my best friends that I love dearly hate that I write this stuff. Something about making a fool of myself or something. Anyway here we go.
In retrospect this season was doomed from the moment Buzz labeled Derrick Wilson as the starting point guard. Derrick is an offensive liability whose apprehensiveness to attack the basket takes away from the shooting ability of Jake Thomas and Todd Mayo. Don't want to take my word for it? Go back and listen to any analyst that has covered a Marquette game this year. They have all been saying the same thing. His lack of scoring at a position that is VITAL in Buzz's system is a huge reason why Marquette is not in the NCAA tournament.
But Nick he had like some games when he scored points.
That's like saying I'm a healthy eater because I had a salad three times in my life. But of course the season is not all Derrick's fault. Let's move to Jamil Wilson.
Yes, Jamil had a decent year statistically (11.7 PPG and 5.9 RPG). Dig a little deeper and the numbers tell a different story. Wilson was the most consistent, inconsistent player in all of college basketball. A man labeled by Buzz as "the most athletic player on the team" failed to produce a fantastic season from start to finish. His senior year will forever be remembered as "what could have been".
Speaking about seniors, let's summarize all of their seasons. Davante Gardner deservingly was the Sixth Man of the Year in the Big East. His only problem was trying to turn to the basket when opponents would swarm the lane like freshman girls swarm Dog House when they hear a basketball player is there. Overall though, Gardner had a hell of a year.
Jake Thomas was lucky to have stellar games at times because if he didn't, his whole tenure at Marquette would be deemed a failure. Some games his success would be his own worst enemy. He would be overconfident and shoot threes during key moments with four guys draped on him.
I will not bash Chris Otule because despite his shortcomings he has exceeded expectations in his twenty five years at this school.
Speaking about expectations, I am happy to report that I cannot rip into Todd Mayo at this point in time. Mayo kept himself out of trouble, for the most part, and developed into a clutch performer. Well done Todd!
Anyways, back to the bashing.
If there is one person that you could blame for this season of disappointment, it is Buzz Williams.
Oh no, not Buzz!
Open your eyes people. I can dive into a bunch of statistical points to back up my case but I'm not that smart to understand it and you probably don't give a crap about it anyway. There is one thing that we all understand and can agree on: Buzz's lack of playing the freshmen frustrated us all and hurt the team.
First off, all the freshmen should have played more minutes than they did due to the fact that they all have been to my house for a party that my friends and I have hosted. There should be a team rule that states: "If you go to a party that Nick Kapetan is involved in hosting, and your name is not Derrick Wilson, you automatically play more than twenty minutes a game."
On a serious note, how difficult is it for Buzz to break away from his "I don't start freshmen" belief? It took him until the Big East tourney to do so. But that was a little too late.
Deonte Burton carried the team during games against Villanova and Xavier. John Dawson, despite his struggles handling the basketball, provided much more offensively than Derrick Wilson. JaJuan Johnson, a top fifty recruit that wears a headband like a boss I might add, played garbage minutes like he was Dylan Flood.
If you are going to praise Buzz like a god, you have to admit when he has not lived up to your expectations of him.
Take a deep breath though Marquette; it is over. Let us move on and look forward to next season. Unlike my love for Latinas, the feeling of disappointment will not last forever.
As long as Todd and JaJuan do not transfer and Buzz plays next year's freshmen decent minutes, the Golden Eagles will compete in what should continue to be a depleted Big East. Here's to a future filled with endless Deonte Burton thirty point games!
Oh and I think I might have fallen short of my guarantee of referencing my Latina fetish five times, so here is one more for the books: I love Latinas!
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